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LYTHAM LOCALS LEFT FUMING AFTER ‘APPALLING’ ECLIPSE FAILS TO DELIVER
Excitement quickly turned to bitter disappointment on Lytham Green as locals gathered in their numbers to witness the much-anticipated eclipse — only to be left wondering what all the fuss was about.
Josephine, described as a senior, high-ranking member of the Lytham social hierarchy, had invested heavily in the occasion, purchasing special eclipse glasses for the entire family.
She said:
“I’ve spent over £69 on glasses for myself, my husband and the children, and it was so disappointing. It hardly even went dark.
We felt like total pillocks stood on the Green with everyone else, all wearing our glasses and staring up at the sky waiting for something spectacular to happen.”
With expectations sky-high, some locals had anticipated Lytham being plunged into dramatic darkness.
Instead, the general verdict from the Green was considerably less astronomical: £69 down and an overwhelming sense of being made to look rather silly.