Some kids have no chance,

[coffeejo]

White dog poo, don't see that any more...

I do

 

[Dave 123]

Years ago Jo went back to Devon for her granddad funeral.
Thomas (aged 8) and I went to tesco for some bits.

In the queue a hoity toity middle aged bint looked us up and down like were vermin, then looked in our basket, looked us over again with a look of distaste.

I stood as close as possible to her! She didn't like it.

 

[RedRider]

Right now I'm a black pudding butty. Far too hungry to wait...