Some people are way over the top

[NormanD]

I doubt very much it was perfume hun, she probably has a pepper-spray in her handbag to ward of letches on trains................

Oi it's taken years of training to become a letch

 

[Silver Fox]

Whether its perfume or aftershave, less is definately more.

 

[byegad]

I have Asthma and some smelly women use perfumes of such strength that I have an attack if exposed to the stench for long. I usually manage to move away before this happens but I always (I'm not a shrinking violet type.) say very loudly:- 'My god someone has terrible BO to need something that strong!'

 

[marafi]

Well i had a similar problem. Imagine being on the top decker bus with empty seats no matter where you are. A man sitting right next to you and oh i forgot to add, that this man smelt like he has not taken a shower for properly more then a few weeks. It funny he can afford to pay his bus fare but to take a shower certainly not. Seriously, same thing happened to you with me that a werido stinky man. After that im soo glad i cycle so i much rather smell the air then body odour. Some perfumes are not that bad, though aftershaves. Gosh some have started to smell like a lady!!! lol.

 

[brokenflipflop]

An obese lady who used to sit near me in the office wore Poison and the smell of that mixed with her BO was the worst smell I have ever know in my whole life.

 

[snapper_37]

Oh I don't know. BO mixed with stale piss and dirty arse is the vilest mixture I've ever come across. From the skinny, greasy haired, scutter of a 'gentleman' who I had the bad luck to stand behind in my local corner shop. The ammonia wafting off it made my eyes smart. The shopkeeper keeps a can of air freshesner under the counter just for such occasions.

 

[swee'pea99]

An obese lady who used to sit near me in the office wore Poison and the smell of that mixed with her BO was the worst smell I have ever know in my whole life.

Thanks for sharing that with us. An image that will stay with me like, oh, I don't know, like a grotesquely fat woman wearing cheap and nasty perfume.

 

[rich p]

Oh I don't know. BO mixed with stale piss and dirty arse is the vilest mixture I've ever come across. From the skinny, greasy haired, scutter of a 'gentleman' who I had the bad luck to stand behind in my local corner shop. The ammonia wafting off it made my eyes smart. The shopkeeper keeps a can of air freshesner under the counter just for such occasions.

I'm a bit hard of hearing and that reminds me of when I went to the doctor who asked me to provide a sample of my urine, stools and semen. I had to ask him twice to repeat what he'd said when the nurse chipped in to say, " He said he wants you to leave your underpants here"

 

[tyred]

 

[Arjimlad]

I think this thread could also link to the one on WD40. I've heard that it makes a good perfume, although I've yet to smell anyone wearing it on the tube.

GT85, purleeeeassse !!

 

[Mr Phoebus]

A woman I work with stinks to high heaven of nasty perfume, but it still doesn't mask the reek of stale ash trays
that emanates from her. The very second I enter work I already know if she's got there before me.

 

[MissTillyFlop]

Anyone remember this:

I used to get it for my dad from the post office down the road for his birthday....poor man!

 

[Smokin Joe]

BO mixed with stale piss and dirty arse is the vilest mixture I've ever come across.

Some people would pay good money for that.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

was anybody else affected? Maybe you are allergic to her type

 

[Belly]

My first ex-wife used to wear 'Poison' perfume in the 80s. It was like nerve gas as far as I was concerned. I think she was trying to tell me something.