God, I hate the Allman Brothers.
By association.
All through my sixth form at boarding school I shared a room with someone who played Allman Brothers records all day and night.
There I was desperately trying to write meaningful essays on iambic pentameter, or Gustavus Adolphus, with this stuff blaring out and the bastard would not switch it off - ever.
He and they are the reason I was such a scholastic failure