just be thankful you never had a drinks bottle in at the time as i fear there may of been fall out on the mouth bite if there had of been.. Then unknowingly went to have a mouth full on the way home... lol
Steady! The poor bird mistook you for a lorry on a zebra crossing - easily done I would think...But do the lottery anyway Davy. The winning numbers are 3, 7, 14, 22, 23, 37. Got that?
One shat on my head once but a nearby woman handed me some tissue and said. 'Quickly, use this tissue' but I told her there was no use as the seagull would be miles away by now.
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