Sorry Arch

[Chuffy]

Gordon Brown says no.

 

[Dave5N]

Gordon Brown says no.

She doesn't one anyway. No car.

 

[spandex]

Or garden

 

[Arch]

Damn. Oh well. A recent change in the law says I may now keep a capybara without a licence, so that'll have to do.

Can you imagine a pet shop that sold elephants? It'd have to be vast! And just imagine the wheel for them to run round in!

Then people would abandon them and there'd be herds of feral elephants, trumpeting outside your window at night, overturning your bins and pooing on your lawn.

I have to say, Gordon's made a sensible decision.

 

[TheDoctor]

I would love to hear elephants trumpeting outside my window.
And as for the wheel for them to run around in, you don't seriously think the London Eye is powered by 14 000 000 hamsters, do you?

 

[Arch]

I would love to hear elephants trumpeting outside my window.
And as for the wheel for them to run around in, you don't seriously think the London Eye is powered by 14 000 000 hamsters, do you?

Ah, that explains it!