Sorry but I seen this in a shop and found it funny !

[yenrod]

 

[ELL]

Its good but how about some flour for your Fu Fu

Or how hot is this going to be.

Both found in Tesco

 

[wafflycat]

Also T*s*o..

 

[palinurus]

There's cock soup here too. And some others.

 

[Corvette chic]

Fabulous!!!!! the wack off made me chuckle the most. I used to live in Brighton many moons ago and there was a scaffolding firm with the quote "Satisfaction with ever erection" I kid you not and it always made me

 

[MajorMantra]

You see this in shops on the continent:

Matthew

 

[ColinJ]

Not forgetting thomas's Phat Phuc, of course...

 

[Corvette chic]

 

[661-Pete]

The others are , but Yenrod, surely you've come across 'beef jerky' (an Afro-Caribbean staple) before now? I'm part-vegetarian and even I know that!

While we're on the topic, today I went past the celebrated pub in Wivelsfield Green (a well-known watering-stop for those doing the L2B ride) which used to be the Cock Inn - a few years ago it was refurbished and re-named the Pear Tree to the bafflement of villagers. I'm glad to see that commonsense has prevailed and it's got its old name back.

 

[02GF74]

there's a Cock Inn in Sarratt, not too far away from me and in High Wycombe there used to be the Black Boy pub which presuimably due to PC correctness has been renamed.

 

[Intelligenthamster]

When I lived in Epsom, local firm Humpit Removals's vans would raise smiles among all the locals with their huge slogan "We'll Hump Anything!"

Where I live now (West Sussex) I can cycle to Cocking, Titty Hill, Gay Street, Lickfold or Balls Cross

... Cocking Causeway has a nice pub

 

[Klaus]

there's a Cock Inn in Sarratt, not too far away from me and in High Wycombe there used to be the Black Boy pub which presuimably due to PC correctness has been renamed.

There is still one in Chinnor (per yell.com)
in HW we had the "Saracens Head"also I think this has gone, probably more to do with the general decline in the pub trade, but there is also a religious connection.

 

[Cubist]

When I was about 14 we drove past a builders (I think in Moreton-In-the-Marsh) called "Spooks Erection Company" . My mother was a churchgoing type and I remember my sense of humour getting the better of me when I asked, as only 14 year olds can, "Is that how they put the willies up people? " Mother remained very tight lipped, as my father tried to tell me off on her behalf, with tears streaming down his face!

 

[tdr1nka]

There was once a house clearance/second hand shop in Lee called 'Kill The Aged'.

 

[slowmotion]

Essential protection when the geezer on the balcony above you has a streaming cold...

http://snotline.com/