Sorry, I know I shouldn't let it get to me but...

[atbman]

I think the trouble is that less teachers means fewer education

 

[snapper_37]

Are you telling me that's not English?

In certain quarters I imagine it is the Queen's Best!!

 

[thegrumpybiker]

Your wife forgets your birthday - "It's only a birthday, it doesn't matter!"

Better that than forgetting the wife's birthday, you'll never hear the end of it.