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classic33

Leg End Member
That enough about Yorkshire and fellow southerners. Cross the border into County Durham and Westmoreland and relax in the welcoming arms of the Northerners
Yorkshire, "Gods County", isn't a southern county. I'm taking it you're not from Leeds origionally
 

Sara_H

Guru
The sun is hammering down here in the Dales, the birds are singing, house prices are half what they are down there, the people are friendlier, the children more bright eyed, we have music and song and good beer and pies and our dads can fight your dads - so go and have intercourse with yourselves.

Eh? It's been chucking it down all day in sunny Sheffield. Am I not north enough?
 

Archie_tect

De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
Location
Northumberland
'ow do!

No-one drinks John Smiths and Boddingtons, that's just cheap watered down stuff which is exported to places with no taste or appreciation..
 

vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
'ow do!

No-one drinks John Smiths and Boddingtons, that's just cheap watered down stuff which is exported to places with no taste or appreciation..


A bit like Newcastle Brown Ale which has no geographical connection with its birthplace now that it's brewed on the same site as John Smiths in Tadcaster. I have not drank it since its move south in 2010.
 

classic33

Leg End Member
[QUOTE 2511824, member: 45"]It's not a north/south divide. It's just that little pocket in the bottom right-hand corner that needs bricking up.[/quote]The "arse"!
 

Venod

Eh up
Location
Yorkshire
A bit like Newcastle Brown Ale which has no geographical connection with its birthplace now that it's brewed on the same site as John Smiths in Tadcaster. I have not drank it since its move south in 2010.

Things like this are really annoying, they now brew Tetleys in Wolverhampton :eek: and I don't mean the tea.
 

asterix

Comrade Member
Location
Limoges or York
Northern beer is s***e in general. Foamy, artificial head but the barmaids I do like. Rough but friendly and I'm willing to overlook their pale, blotchy legs.


Pale blotchy legs? They grow on you if you let 'em.

The "arse"!


Kent.
 

classic33

Leg End Member
I've always thought of Norfolk/Suffolk as the arse... look at the shape. Kent is the vestigial tail we no longer have a use for (except for apples, hops and letting people in and out)
One word & evryone seems to know where I mean.
 
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