Spam for Christmas

Dont they ever give up what Spam for Christmas?
 

Twenty Inch

New Member
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Behind a desk
Bigtallfatbloke said:
...junk e mails...like martins money tips etc
You have to subscribe to Martin's Money Tips, and you can take yourself off the list easily. That's not spam.

Mycoxafloppin Man's Medicine, or Awooga Awooga Virus Warning - that's spam.
 

Fab Foodie

hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
Twenty Inch said:
You have to subscribe to Martin's Money Tips, and you can take yourself off the list easily. That's not spam.

Mycoxafloppin Man's Medicine, or Awooga Awooga Virus Warning - that's spam.
No SPAM is Spiced Pork and Ham in an oblong tin made by the Hormel company of America. A poor substitute for a Goose at Christmas, but a more flavoursome alternative to Turkey. It is hard to feed 15 for Christmas lunch with a tin of SPAM though.
Apparently there's a new type of SPAM now with Viagra in it to help with erectile problems though I can't find it in our local Tesco...
 
Fab Foodie said:
No SPAM is Spiced Pork and Ham in an oblong tin made by the Hormel company of America. A poor substitute for a Goose at Christmas, but a more flavoursome alternative to Turkey. It is hard to feed 15 for Christmas lunch with a tin of SPAM though.
Apparently there's a new type of SPAM now with Viagra in it to help with erectile problems though I can't find it in our local Tesco...
Spam for the "hard up" then Fab!:tongue:
 

yenrod

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Bigtallfatbloke

Bigtallfatbloke

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..hmm..ok..maybe I suiscribed when I was plastered and under the impression I had some money...ok..i'll see if i can ge toff the list...but there is also a load of other carp like one from the abbey national (supposedly) today asking me to confirm my bank details...
 

Dave5N

Über Member
Bigtallfatbloke said:
..hmm..ok..maybe I suiscribed when I was plastered and under the impression I had some money...ok..i'll see if i can ge toff the list...but there is also a load of other carp like one from the abbey national (supposedly) today asking me to confirm my bank details...
The bank e-mails really annoy me.

Nat West keep asking me to confirm my account details online. I do it, and then they send me another message asking me to do it again. It's really infuriating as it takes ages to fill in all the online forms.
 

Joe24

More serious cyclist than Bonj
Location
Nottingham
I used to get the bank ones. I used to send them emails back with abuse for the fun of it.
The best ones are when your selling something and the 419(i think is what its called) scams happen. The emails are funny because the english is bad, and you can get the person going. Someone got the people send them the check for the amount they said to pay, soemthing like £3200 for a £300 item, then frame it.
 

atbman

Veteran
I think spam is wonderful. I answered all the ones for "personal enhancement" and now have a member approximately 750m long - that's a guess, since nobody seems willing to help me measure it.
 
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