I have just received a text from one of the guys in our team, it was sent to all of us, it read "Dear *Bosses Name*, following our conversation, I am able to confirm I can stand it here no longer. I've had enough, I'm off to dig my garden, come and get the car whenever you like. Let me know if you need this in writing. *Employees Name*" Spectacular resignation note. Anyone else have great resigning stories?