Spilt Milk

[Rooster1]

A lorry has shed its load of milk on the A3024 near Southampton, lactose intolerant drivers are warned to avoid the area.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-35490333

I'm sure you lot can think of some more.

 

[Markymark]

I want to cry.

 

[Yellow Saddle]

Spilt bottled water is apparently the new one to cry over. Much more expensive than mere milk. Don't spill the San Pellegrino, Marky.

 

[Spinney]

Must have been a smashing thing to watch!

 

[fossyant]

PS don't cycle over it, especially on a bend. Don't ask me how I know

 

[Fnaar]

A lorry has shed its load of onions on the motorway. Police advise drivers to find a hard shoulder to cry on.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Just add rice crispies and bring a spoon

 

[Rooster1]

The lorry driver has been omelette off with a caution.

Eggs have nothing to do with this incident. Sorry. Fail

 

[Crackle]

Have they scrambled the emergency services?

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

The lorry had travelled from the Isle of Wight apparently.

That's right, the milk came from Cowes.

 

[Rooster1]

The driver was turning left, but had to turn hard right to avoid an udder vehicle.

 

[Yellow Saddle]

This is all getting very cheesy.

 

[Tin Pot]

Argh.

Hole, motorway, police looking into it, etc.

Didn't we have a cage, I mean thread, for these posts? How has it leaked* out?


*Dont go there.

 

[accountantpete]

It's not looking good for the driver - he already has 9 pints on his license.

 

[Berk on a Bike]

Made a few people lait for work...