Spilt Milk

[Markymark]

I was going to add some jokes but the idea is udderly ridiculous so I thought I butter not and will just moo-ve on.

 

[Levo-Lon]

Talk about milking it...

 

[Fnaar]

I expect the road surface will need to be skimmed

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Is there any chance of it friesian overnight?

 

[Mile195]

A spill like that must have made the road dairy treacherous...

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Lorry went straight on but the milk turned?

 

[Speicher]

He tried to churn off the main road. He was later heard to say "Ice creamed at the top of my voice."

 

[perplexed]

I'm curdled up on the settee trying to think of a witty reply.

 

[Drago]

In 3 weeks time will I still have to suffer all these cheesy jokes?

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

It depends. Was it longlife millk?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

In 3 weeks time will I still have to suffer all these cheesy jokes?

It depends whether you let things get pasteurise.