Spoonerisms

[nappadang]

The Robin Hood classic, Friar Tuck slipped out at work today, much to my students amusement.
If it's not already been done to death on here, let's have your best efforts. Some festive examples would be fun, or should that be fee bun?

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

It has been done before but not for some time. My favourite is attributed to the Rev Spooner himself:

"Each of us has in our heart a half warmed fish."

 

[Speicher]

I have a spondness for foonerisms, and wixed up mords.

 

[nappadang]

I have a spondness for foonerisms, and wixed up mords.

Tee moo

 

[MontyVeda]

ferry chucking missmass