Squashed gentlemens veg

[davdandy]

Make a lovely ornament for the mantelpiece though.

If i put glitter on them they will be great for the Christmas tree.

 

[biggs682]

I would actually love my orbs to be cut off,i never use them anymore and are more a hindrance than anything else.I want rid of them.

you never know whats around the corner

 

[Dave 123]

I am blessed or could that be cursed in having big nuts and bolts,its something i have to put up with but the ladies like it when i get off the bike for a stroll.or at least i think they are happy as they keep collapsing onto the floor.

I never stated that mine were small..... it's all in the forward planning and product placement!

(ok, I admit it...)

 

[Globalti]

I don't know if I'm unique in this but when I cycle my testes just disappear up into the lower part of my abdomen and drop down again when I jump off the bike. It's not uncomfortable at all and if they don't descend, gentle downwards pressure on the pubic area with the fingertips helps them slip back.

 

[John the Canuck]

this thread does.........................NOT.......................need pictures.............

 

[cosmicbike]

I don't know if I'm unique in this but when I cycle my testes just disappear up into the lower part of my abdomen and drop down again when I jump off the bike. It's not uncomfortable at all and if they don't descend, gentle downwards pressure on the pubic area with the fingertips helps them slip back.

Too much information

 

[Globalti]

Are we embarrassed to discuss this then?

 

[Gravity Aided]

you never know whats around the corner

Christmas, apparently.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Too much information

Retractable landing gear, a fine aero innovation.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

get a saddle with a hole in it and dangle

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Only ride in winter.

 

[Crankarm]

If anyone finds the following offensive in any way I apologise in advance......
I've recently started cycling again and am really enjoying it...there's just one thing that is really starting to get on my nerves....whenever I wear shorts with padding in it squashes my nuts and gets pretty uncomfortable...my first shorts were muddy fox baggy shorts with the lycra and padding in which were unbelievabley crap I then got some normal cycling shorts (aldi specials ) with padding in and thought ahhh these are better but I have the same problem...as I've already spent a bucket load of cash on buying a bike...helmet...shoes...pedals...etc I'm a bit reluctant to buy a proper good pair of shorts incase the same thing happens...I seem to be more comfortable with no padding but most shorts I look at are padded... is this something that gets easier with better quality shorts...(I quite like the bib shorts)... or can you buy un padded lycra shorts...does anyone else have this annoying thing...

It would seem, enjoying it rather too much ………………..

 

[biggs682]

Christmas, apparently.

not just yet please

 

[ColinJ]

I don't know if I'm unique in this but when I cycle my testes just disappear up into the lower part of my abdomen and drop down again when I jump off the bike. It's not uncomfortable at all and if they don't descend, gentle downwards pressure on the pubic area with the fingertips helps them slip back.

It happened to me on the RHS a couple of weeks ago and it was extremely unpleasant. I ended up lying down at the side of the road, feeling sick, and almost fainting! (Mind you, I was just getting over a bad cold and was already feeling wobbly, which didn't help.)

 

[w00hoo_kent]

get a saddle with a hole in it and dangle

Better than trapping one off to one side of it (erm, so I hear...)