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Harder than Ronnie Pickering
- Location
- Meanwood, Leeds
Well done Moon Bunny!
Did you memorise your act or did you have cue cards?The first thirty seconds were the hardest, one the flow started it was hard to stop. One or two wedding jokes I had ready to get the measure of the audience and control the nerves, then onto topical and observational stuff. Keeping the "topical" topical was not as easy as it looks. New pope? old hat and it was a catholic wedding so I could be sure one or two of the old biddies would be expecting me to genuflect every time I said "Pope". Paedophilia? all been done and there were children there. A godsend was the bride and groom were both tall (like me) so a few minutes observation on being tall (rather than taking the p out of shorties) went well.
One heckler, put down by his partner ("if you were as funny as she is you would be up there") several "personal offers", (perhaps wearing cycling gear was a bad idea), free food and drink, the easiest mumble pounds I have ever made away from the lottery. I was there to give the band and DJ a break but, well modesty stops me saying anything, but being called back for more, twice...
I have just reached my first £.1M from comedy. Not a bad screw for a bad idea.You're screwed. Not a good idea.
You're joking!I have just reached my first £.1M from comedy. Not a bad screw for a bad idea.
Have you not noticed the . ?Typo! £1 the 'M' was a slip of the finger.
Well done for the fun.
The . Still means you're earning, so when can we see you perform?Have you not noticed the . ?
Have you not noticed the . ?
I spotted it (and zoomed the screen x 10 to check). £100,000 in the first 30 months is a great start - well done!Ah, didn't see the small print - thought it was dust on my screen.![]()