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surfdude

Veteran
Location
cornwall
its star trek weekend how great is that . any bad comments will result in you beening beamed to a plant without bikes ok .
 
Trek bikes, presumably!

I really enjoyed the original series, and first film, but lost interest with everything that followed.
 
Right then. Very easy questions. What have the following all got in common?
"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a ..... "
"Beam me up Scotty"
"There's life there Captain, but not as we know it."
 

guitarpete247

Just about surviving
Location
Leicestershire
Had to do a bit of searching as you didn't tell us where it's Star Trek weekend. For any that are interested it's on Film 4. Started at 2:00 or 3:00 on +1 and same tomorrow.
 
Can't make it - still stuck in a Tholian web.
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Chutzpah

Über Member
Location
Somerset, UK
The Motion Picture would be quite a good film if they stripped out about and hour and a half of it
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Sheffield_Tiger

Legendary Member
Ye cannae change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
ye cannae change the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim.
We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill; Scotty, beam me up!
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.
Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow Jim


Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.
 

jimboalee

New Member
Location
Solihull
Spock went to the toilet, and found the Captain's log.

Kirk always uses toilet paper to wipe away the Klingons.

Uhura was named thus because when she was born, her father was sick.

"Scheme me up Botty". "Your drunk again, Cap'n."

"DON'T beam me up now Scotty, I'm having a Shi........"
 
The difference between a Trekker and a Trekkie

A Trekker meets Marina Sirtis and asks what sex is like on a holodeck

A Trekkie meets Marina Sirtis and asks what sex is
 
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