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Mandragora

Senior Member
For the times that "mundane" isn't the right word. Today I learned that there is a small moth in France, apparently, that likes nothing better than a nice earhole to snuggle into for the night. Not my ear, fortunately, but it made fpr lively evening on the campsite, as it found the most excitable Frenchman for some miles around as its home for the night. I have taken to wearing earplugs for the rest of my holiday...
 

Peteaud

Veteran
Location
South Somerset
A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth."

The dentist replies "You shouldn't be here. You should be seeing a psychiatrist..."

The guys replies, "I am seeing a psychiatrist."

The dentist says, "Well then what are you doing here?"

And the guy says, "Your light was on."
 
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