Stifle your tears music lovers

Simply Red are splitting up
How's the ruby fanged tit going to do that then, saw himself in half?

 

My wife might be dissapointed,she likes em.

 

Thank Christ for that. Should have done it after their first album IMO.

 

I thought this thread was ironic, but even I don't get it

Cyclists are supposed to be proper nutters, listening to proper nutty music.

1) Madness
2) Barry Manilow

 

Before...

 

Ironic? No, that's when you meet the man of your dreams and then, huh, his beautiful wife.

 

And i thought you lived in Cyprus. But on closer inspection it's probably a place that befits your horizons, yet I can't be bothered googling for

 

Hooray! All back to mine for a celebratory piss up!

 

Steady - they'll still be touring for 2 more years before they disband.

 

music lovers - simply red

cancel each other out.

 

Methinks you've been here:

http://www.rathergood.com/bunny_too_tight/
http://www.rathergood.com/holding/

revenge...

http://www.rathergood.com/mickey/

 

interviewer to mick hucknall's girlfriend:

'so, gold-digger, what first attracted you to the wealthy minging orange-pubic-haired scouse twunt?'

 

That's exactly what I would have thought - 'Simply Red are...' ? Surely the word "are" implies the preceding noun is plural?

 

[But he] may tell [him]self
This is not my beautiful wife!

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the moneys gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

[...]

 

same as it ever was

L