Stinky candles

[Yellow Saddle]

I tried one once, it smelt OK from across the room but when I went closer it smelt just like burnt nostril hair.

One can only wonder (and wince) how you know what burnt nostril hair smells like.

 

[raleighnut]

One can only wonder (and wince) how you know what burnt nostril hair smells like.

Try lighting a roll-up that's gone out with a Zippo on a windy day.

 

[Yellow Saddle]

Try lighting a roll-up that's gone out with a Zippo on a windy day.

I'm too old for smileys and LOLs but here goes. LOL!