Story game thread

[threebikesmcginty]

and her impressive pair of

 

[Wheeledweenie]

watermelons, bought in the sale at

 

[accountantpete]

Double-Entendres R-Us

 

[Perfect Virgo]

for three bob a pound

 

[accountantpete]

which alerted the metric trading

 

[Archie_tect]

standards office, based in Grantham-

 

[Perfect Virgo]

-under-kilo, a quaint hamlet

 

[Fnaar]

where you don't get many of those to the pound

 

[Archie_tect]

but feel the quality of

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

life according to an imperial system.

 

[Archie_tect]

Faintly, beyond the distant hum

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

of his Mother's vibrating

 

[Dayvo]

of an ill-timed fart

 

[accountantpete]

she heard the ghostly milk bottles

 

[Archie_tect]

a-rattling their crates, when