Story game thread

[threebikesmcginty]

local pub the 'Chicken Slaughterers Arms'

 

[Perfect Virgo]

who drives a Morris Traveller

 

[ianrauk]

. Driving along the A232 one day

 

[threebikesmcginty]

in the merry merry month

 

[Perfect Virgo]

after April, his wooden Satnav

 

[661-Pete]

(lovingly handcrafted by Albanian peasants),

 

[Perfect Virgo]

developed dry rot and directed

 

[ianrauk]

the unfortunate soul to Solihull

 

[Perfect Virgo]

, home of famous cycling mathematician

 

[ianrauk]

Sir Spratley Bigweed-Hogwash,

 

[661-Pete]

Who, in 1887, predicted that

 

[ianrauk]

toasted cheese sandwiches would never

 

[Perfect Virgo]

heat to molten magma levels

 

[Fnaar]

in a household microwave.

 

[accountantpete]

So they set off for Mount