Story game thread

[Speicher]

inversely proportional to his salary

 

[scots_lass]

With a whisk of his

 

[Archie_tect]

flyswat, Gordon entered the hallowed

 

[Speicher]

chamber of the Honourable Member

 

[TVC]

(his pet mane for Sarahs

 

[Perfect Virgo]

vestibule) and bellowed at the

 

[Speicher]

Chauffeur, that he must try

(geddit - bellows - chauffeur)

 

[Archie_tect]

the lemon creams before retiring

 

[scots_lass]

despite being sponsored by Tunnocks.

 

[accountantpete]

After licking the lemon off the creams he

 

[TVC]

repackaged then as digestives and

 

[Stephenite]

, placing the packet back on the shelf, whistled

 

[ianrauk]

but failing miserably he tried

 

[Stephenite]

again

 

[ComedyPilot]

and got his wedding ring stuck in his teeth