Story game thread

[Archie_tect]

of any urgent national import.

 

[accountantpete]

Wiping away the drool he

 

[ianrauk]

decided to cut away the

 

[Perfect Virgo]

remnants of his left leg

 

[threebikesmcginty]

as he was hopping mad

 

[Perfect Virgo]

about stubbing his remaining toes

 

[threebikesmcginty]

on an alabaster reproduction of

 

[Andy in Sig]

the Venus de Milo, he

 

[threebikesmcginty]

had carved himself using only

 

[accountantpete]

the bunion scalpel borrowed from his

 

[Andy in Sig]

ageing but unbowed Professor of

 

[threebikesmcginty]

skips at Swindon polytechnic school

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

. Things went from bad to worse though, when

 

[Andy in Sig]

the seductively oiled frame of

 

[Fnaar]

Victoria Pendleton sidled into view.