Strange things being shouted at you

[GrumpyGregry]

Oi w*****!! Get off the road!!
That's just from my parents passing in the car

I was once riding home and the following car sounded its horn whilst I was in flogging it in primary through the double whites. I flicked a finger.

My wife was not happy when I got home.

 

[Leodis]

I saw Matthew was the OP, I then looked at the title, I entered and felt.. Well a bit let down. "Good pass" I think he really said "good ass" and winked at you.

 

[Hip Priest]

It sounds as if Matt has become a celebrity of sorts in his home town!

 

[Cycling Dan]

It sounds as if Matt has become a celebrity of sorts in his home town!

If it reduces his encounters who gives a shoot. It only becomes am issue for us if it does the opposite .

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Phwoar nice arse darlin'!

 

[Matthew_T]

It sounds as if Matt has become a celebrity of sorts in his home town!

Well its better than being a loner I suppose.

 

[machew]

I have had the word "Abuse" shouted at me

 

[sazzaa]

"My bike's better than yours!" From a 5 year old.

 

[XRHYSX]

"My bike's better than yours!" From a 5 year old.

I've had that one from a kid once... not hard though.. my bikes sh1t

 

[Tim Hall]

"Oi cockface! You're a cant! Leave my farkin' sister alone! Or I'll do you!" From a car passenger window on Sunday, followed by a coke bottle containing a yellow liquid, which missed.

Is there another purple and green singlespeed in the 'sham? Or does his sister go with all the cyclists in the town?

<avoids "town bike" comments. Almost>

 

[J.Primus]

I've had someone do the Tarzan yodelling at me out of a van (I've got long hair and a medium sized beard)
I did want to point out that Tarzan is almost always inexplicably portrayed as clean shaven but it seemed like it probably wasn't the best time to discus the portrayal of literary figures in other media.

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

Oi w*****!! Get off the road!!
That's just from my parents passing in the car

It is North Tyneside though

 

[Cycling Dan]

I'm not sure that 'celebrity' is the right word. I'd suggest 'notorious' more than 'famous'...

Matthew should do a poll(newspaper or something). Its the only way to find out. ha

 

[hopless500]

This thread is useless without pics?

I was thinking that....

 

[hopless500]

Sorry I'm a cyclist not a head cammer...

I'm sure you could manage to obtain a rear-on photo - just so we can check out your legs.....