Stuck in a loop

[winjim]

So I'm outside working on the bike when next door get back from walking the dog. Next door's dog is not allowed sticks in the house.

1. Dog takes stick into house
2. Owner: "Bad dog! No sticks in the house!"
3. Owner takes stick from dog and throws it the length of the garden
4. Dog runs out of house in attempt to find stick
5. Dog finds stick
6. Goto 1

I feel I should go next door and explain how a dog works.

 

[MikeW-71]

 

[TissoT]

The dog sounds more intelligent than its owner !

 

[raleighnut]

Sabor my GSD used to bring a stick (branch really, sometimes half a tree) home from most walks, good job we've got a woodburner. I think he did it to help cos when we had a fire lit you couldn't shift him off the hearthrug.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

I see exactly what's occurring here: the dog has generously decided to teach its owner how to throw sticks!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Just wonderful.

One of my neighbours to their very noisy kids:- "Stop screaming!" in a very screaming voice

 

[KEEF]

Mrs Keef to Zeus our very vocal Malamute Zeus shut up then promptly throws dog biscuit at him.

 

[Donger]

So I'm outside working on the bike when next door get back from walking the dog. Next door's dog is not allowed sticks in the house.

1. Dog takes stick into house
2. Owner: "Bad dog! No sticks in the house!"
3. Owner takes stick from dog and throws it the length of the garden
4. Dog runs out of house in attempt to find stick
5. Dog finds stick
6. Goto 1

I feel I should go next door and explain how a dog works.

Either that, or how a patio door works.

 

[raleighnut]

Just wonderful.

One of my neighbours to their very noisy kids:- "Stop screaming!" in a very screaming voice

Similar to a mother I heard with her 2 sons "If you 2 don't stop fighting I'll batter youse"