Stylish headgear?

[Aperitif]

How about a long haired wig? I dunno. maybe even a coloured one...

Or pith helmet!

"I'll take the pith; helmet!" (beats a coat)

 

[Dayvo]

I wonder if they do one with a fedora cover? I think I could carry it off!

What, you mean play tennis in it?

 

[mickle]

Is a Danish helmet like a Dutch cap? Or a Scotch bonnet?


*coat on, opening door*

 

[rich p]

What, you mean play tennis in it?

Roger that!

So to speak!

 

[sheddy]

Do they do a Sherlock Holmes version with pipe attachment ? (needed to track down hit and run drivers !)