Sudocrem skidmark showing through black lycra shorts.

[betty swollocks]

Not a good look.
Should I have apprised him?

 

[Cuchilo]

 

[yello]

Happens to the best of us, says he by way of defence.

Not skiddies in my case, as I don't lather my crack, but telltale signs none-the-less. Tbh, I dislike more looking down and seeing a errant pube making an escape bid.

 

[Cold]

If you are the Gloucester area then it was probably me as my backside was a bit tender so I decided to put a extra thick coating of it on , I also had some on my nipples but that wasn't for any other reason than I didn't want to wipe the excess sudocrem on a towel..

 

[Diggs]

Yesterday was the first time this year that I went for the white bib shorts. All manner of risks involved there (including some detailed above)!

 

[SteCenturion]

Happens to the best of us, says he by way of defence.

Not skiddies in my case, as I don't lather my crack, but telltale signs none-the-less. Tbh, I dislike more looking down and seeing a errant pube making an escape bid.

Many American chaps & I suppose other nationals do the trimming of Bush Gardens in a similar way to our ladies, even the Germans are doing it.

Errant pubes away.

 

[luckyfox]

Thanks for the mental image...

 

[welsh dragon]

. Whoa. That's enough Info, thank you very much

 

[SteCenturion]

You might all have a point...

Sorry folks.

 

[welsh dragon]

You might all have a point...

Sorry folks.

only joking. Maybe

 

[yello]

I also had some on my nipples but that wasn't for any other reason than I didn't want to wipe the excess sudocrem on a towel..

Yeh right....

 

[Fnaar]

Sudocrem skidmarks on black lycra shorts
The juggler in the alleyway is telling me his thoughts
I thought I'd seen it all, when they took him off to court
But now it's got too hazy for to ever leave the port.

How does it feel, how does it feel
To have a skidmark stain
Forever in your brain
Like some kind of train

(An unreleased Bob Dylan track)

 

[Globalti]

The major active ingredient in Sudocrem is zinc oxide, a substantive white powder, which will certainly show up against a black background.

 

[betty swollocks]

So far as I am concerned, a sudocrem skidmark is only ever acceptable if you're a crack rider.