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sunday morning joke

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by got-to-get-fit, 4 Nov 2007.

  1. got-to-get-fit

    got-to-get-fit New Member

    Location:
    Yarm, Cleveland
    Frog walks into a bank ......

    Frog....I'd like a loan please .....

    manager...hello my names 'Patty Whack' shall we start with a few details?

    Frog ...Ok Patty...

    Patty Whack.....What is your full name?

    Frog....Ribbit Jagger, im the frog son of Mick Jagger

    Patty Whack....Oh ok, what would you like to borrow?

    Frog ....50k for a new lilly pad appartment.

    Patty Whack....ok mr Jagger do you have anything for Collateral

    Frog....I have this small pink porcelaine elephant i could use as collateral.

    Patty Whack....Hmmmm i will have to ask my boss about this

    Patty Whack then goes to see the chairman of the bank and says....sir, there is a Frog in my office called Ribbit Jagger he wants to borrow 50,000 pounds and wants to use this thing as collateral. Patty whack holds up the pink elephant and says ...im not even sure what it is!

    Chairman ....Its a Nick Nack Patty Whack, Give the Frog a loan, His old mans a rolling stone!

    :smile::becool:;)
     
  2. mondobongo

    mondobongo Über Member

    groan
     
  3. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    (Searches for stanley knife whilst undoing shirt cuffs !) ;)
     
  4. mr_hippo

    mr_hippo Living Legend & Old Fart

    Sunday morning? Yes
    Joke??????
     
  5. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Don't think I'll bother to remember that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. dangerousjules

    dangerousjules New Member

    Bow Your Head In Shame!
     
  7. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    Dear oh dear oh dear!
    You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
     
  8. gavintc

    gavintc Guru

    Location:
    Southsea
    I now understand your other post about depression. You need to get some better jokes in your life.
     
  9. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    Polish fella goes for an eye test.
    Optician points at card and asks if he can read the letters
    C Z W I X N O S T A C Z
    Polish fella says not only can he read it but he knows where he lives !

    Boom-tish !

    (Gets coat......)
     
  10. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    Scroll down and you will see Santa's willy















































    Act your Feckin age !

































    THERE IS NO SANTA !!































    And what would you want to see his willy for ?































    PERVERTED WIERDO !!
     
  11. Lord of the Teapot

    Lord of the Teapot New Member

    ;):ohmy:There Is No Santa !!:smile::ohmy:
     
  12. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    Oooops !! Sorry !! ;)
     
  13. Pete

    Pete Guest

    Mary Poppins was driving home late one night: it was raining hard and she felt tired, so she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. As she checked in she asked the clerk whether the restaurant was still open. "I'm sorry, Madam, it closed an hour ago, but you can still order a snack on Room Service ... here is the menu". Mary considered the menu for a minute or two, and said "I should like some cauliflower cheese please". "Very good, Madam, and will you be taking breakfast?" "Yes please, I would like ... two boiled eggs, please". With that, Mary retired to her room.

    Next morning, as Mary was checking out, the clerk asked "I trust everything was to your satisfaction, Madam?". "Well - almost" replied Mary. "the cauliflower cheese you sent up last night was excellent, I don't think I've ever had it so tasty - but I'm afraid the eggs I had for breakfast weren't nice at all..."

    "Well, Madam, if you have any comments to make you can always write in our guest book. We continually strive to improve our service and any criticism is most welcome..."

    "OK, I'll do that." And Mary took the pen and wrote a quick line in the book, then she paid her bill and off she went with a cheery "Goodbye". The clerk, curious to see what she had written, stole a glance into the Guest Book. This is what he saw:

















    "Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious"
     
  14. I saw a Davies Logistics fridge lorry on the motorway once. On the back was written:
    SupercalibrefridgelogisticsexportimportDavies.
    ;)
     
  15. OP
    OP
    got-to-get-fit

    got-to-get-fit New Member

    Location:
    Yarm, Cleveland
    Jesus H Christ Pete. That makes my joke look positively hillarious