Reminds me of a joke letter I read in New Scientist once:
"Since your article last month about spam email I decided I would answer all of my spam mail for a month to see what happened.
I now have a large collection of self-help books, a fake Rolex watch, am in the process of helping a foriegn diplomat with a very large sum of money, can stay erect for days on end, look 15 years younger from the anti-aging supplements,
and have a 48 inch penis."
