Sweet revenge...

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Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
Well, not quite revenge, more shadenfraude really....

Where I work there's a cyclepath running through from one deadend road at the top of the reserve, to another at the bottom. This path is prohbited to unauthorised vehicles - authorised ones are our electric van, and the trucks that have to come and access the recycling compound, which is near the bottom end.

For years the bottom entrance had some removable (if you could lift them) concrete bollards, but the top end has none because that end also accesses our little carpark. The concrete bollards however got progressively more and more damaged (by locals probably), and eventually just removed. So a few locals have got used to driving through occasionally anyway, as a short cut. Sometimes we catch them at it and try to turn them back, but there's always the risk they'll drive through you - we had the van rammed when we used it to block the path of one lot of louts who tried to follow us through.

We got new, lockable bollards at the bottom end a couple of weeks back.

So when we were working in the compound and saw a woman drive past towards the bottom end, we knew she'd have to turn round and come back. Of course, no one would be so unkind as to line up and point and laugh as she came back past.... :laugh:

She did look embarrassed. ^_^
 

potsy

Rambler
Location
My Armchair
Oh the shame :laugh:
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
Pity you could have locked her in by putting a bollard on the entrance while she was finding the exit was barred. That sounds like fun to me!
 

Brains

Legendary Member
Location
Greenwich
A farmer local to my parents got annoyed by a regular group of poachers who used one of his forestry tracks to park on whilst hunting in the wood next door (not his land), having warned them on several occasions by leaving notes in the windscreen he simply bought in his JCB and dug a very deep trench all around the cars and also a trench at the end of the lane.

The poachers stupidly called the police, needless to say the local paper had a field day with the ongoing story and court appearances, the cars were finally removed by the police who then strip searched them and did the owners for every small offence they could as well as trespass and poaching
 
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Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
Another one today! ^_^

This time, a small white van, with an amber light on top (not actually on though - makes no difference, he wasn't authorised).

We didn't line up to laugh this time, we we busy, but we laughed anyway.
 
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