Switching allegiances

[Moon bunny]

Have you tried the new blast roasted coffee? Coffee beans are loaded into a furnace, the smoke they make as they burn is collected, condensed and sold as coffee which reaches grade 11 on most coffee emporium's scale.

 

[Racing roadkill]

So every item is real old gear? That's even worse - smacks of trying a bit too hard.

It's attatched to a vintage emporium, they sell all sorts of vintage stuff, from spoons right up to cars.