Taking 2 for the team

[Stig-OT-Dump]

Just to let you know, I saved 2 of everybody else's tyres from getting p***tures today by removing sharp objects from the carriageway.
I removed one by cleverly embedding it in my font tyre this morning, then safely disposing of it once the air had left my inner tube.
I used the same technique (and my rear tyre) to remove a second sharp object on the way home.
Do I get a prize?


(and thanks to the 2 gents who stopped to make sure I was sorted)

 

[confusedcyclist]

No prize, but you do get a pig oink.

 

[.stu]

These things come in threes, so you're due one more. Sorry

 

[raleighnut]

I'm going out on Friday. can I send you my route beforehand.

 

[I like Skol]

Oi! Those were mine. I've been saving them for ages you rotten, selfish, greedy spoilsport

 

[Stig-OT-Dump]

These things come in threes, so you're due one more. Sorry

You are Mystic Meg - I claim my £5. Rear wheel on way home.
Do you have this week's lotto numbers?

I'm going out on Friday. can I send you my route beforehand.

Sorry, no. I am booked up already - finding lost lego pieces, in the dark, using just my bare feet.

 

[marknotgeorge]

You are Mystic Meg - I claim my £5. Rear wheel on way home.
Do you have this week's lotto numbers?


Sorry, no. I am booked up already - finding lost lego pieces, in the dark, using just my bare feet.

Lego? You pussy. Real men hunt BS1363s...

 

[I like Skol]

Lego? You pussy. Real men hunt BS1363s...

With their knees!

 

[.stu]

You are Mystic Meg - I claim my £5. Rear wheel on way home.

When I had mine trilogy of punctures I had 2 on my bike on consecutive days, then 2 days later got one whilst driving my car. I could never have predicted that