This morning appeared doomed from the off.. a crap night's kip after a day of exertion yesterday, following a weekend of procrastination and last night's essential washing predictably not dry by the time it was required today.
Knowing better than to tumble dry merino wool I opted for a different base layer but chucked my damp trousers in the washer / dryer to finish them off. Thanks to a raft of ineptitude on both the part of the machine's designer and latterly its operator I managed instead to start them on a wash cycle; only noticing 15 minutes later and having to remove them absolutely sodden, wring them out and start again. They were tolerably dry by the time I needed them but probably little more so than had I not bothered.. and of course that whole escapade has cost me in 'leccy.
The damp theme continued outside the flat with the rain radar plot showing an ominous patch marching towards the city.. However, it looked OK when I left so I decided to chance a run into town - at least having the pragmatism to don my waterproofs.
The morning's first and largest pair of knobheads were encountered shortly afterwards, with one "assisting" the other reverse his massive fragile-ego-chariot from their driveway. It's fat arse was only just hanging over the pavement (leaving the road clear) when the driver's accomplice saw me, but instead of telling him to stop she just put her open palm out towards me (presumably either instructing me to stop or assumptively thanking me for stopping).
Regardless I had right of way and it would have taken all of ten seconds to let me pass so I carried on, around the back of the vile, bloated contraption as it sat broadside blocking both lanes and continued on my way - making sure to take the lane until I needed to turn off in order to leave the driver in no uncertainty of my presence since this was evidently of little concern to them initially.
Roads remained mercifully quite although it didn't take long for the rain to start; thankfully it wasn't too heavy so the waterproofs did a decent job of keeping me dry.
Sausages were so-so today but I'm glad I made the effort anyway