OK so I am off my bike while my shoulder still hurts. I am getting blobby so I thought I would do one direction of the domestic commute on foot (about 3 to 3.5 miles across country). I print out a map with footpaths clearly marked, I put on my walking boots and head for home. It is blowing a horrible gusty gale and without my headband my ears are going blue. The path goes a different way from what's on the map so I go round the edge of the field. There are no footpath signs. There is no bridge over the river, so I pull out my map to re-orientate, stuff it back in my inside pocket and carry on along the bank, expecting to see a bridge eventually. Hmm. I reach for my map and realise that the jacket I am wearing DOESN'T HAVE AN INSIDE POCKET. IT IS THE LINING OF THE OUTSIDE POCKET WHICH IS CUNNINGLY DISGUISED AS AN INSIDE POCKET BUT IS ACTUALLY OPEN AT THE BOTTOM. My map is by now in the next village and I am in the middle of a windy flood-plain with no hope of getting across the river.
Sadly I walked back to the village and got Mr G to pick me up. I reckon I walked about a mile altogether, so I still got some exercise, but




all the same..