Bellend - I hope that got reported!
I've probably asked before, but what camera are you using please? I'd really love one but always get hammered with decision paralysis if I actually start trying to research one..
Yesterday's ride in was pretty decent; a special mention due to the guy in a Luton van who clocked me sitting on his rear quarter as we rolled in traffic and subsequently pulled across to let me past as we approached a crossing island - for which he was heartily and sincerely thanks through his open window as I passed
The journey home was far less pleasant - head firmly up arse upon leaving work it only got worse. Things fell off a cliff thanks to an utter imbecile of a taxi driver on the ring road choosing to use the pavement / dedicated cycle path to turn around right in front of me and another cyclist coming the other way; completely blocking our path and causing us both to stop.
The comparable intellect of this dickhead to that of a potato was further highlighted by his decision to effectively box himself in with a massive sign - ending up with about a foot either end of his vehicle between said sign and the hedge; completely broadside across the pavement and cycle path.
Evidently realising what a dick he'd made of himself he put his hand up to me as I waited right next to his door; however I just stared at him as he desperately shunted about, having to take additional care to creep through the tiny gap between the sign and my bike. Tbh in the mood I was in I left berating myself for not having given him a harder time - wishing that I'd blocked him in completely and forced a verbal apology out of him for his entirely selfish, pointless and utterly unnecessary behavior. Tosser.
While the entire ride was far from pleasant I did have a nice experience further in; encountering a load of black-clad alt-youth spread out across the whole road as I wanted to pass. I rang the bell and they parted; one of them (probably off his tits on youthful exuberance and red bull) giving a sort of jeering cheer as I passed... Head still up arse the only response I could muster as I coasted past was to remain stoney-faced and raise Dio's devil horns with my right hand; eliciting a huge cheer from the lot of them... which couldn't help but make me smile
Got home at about 8 and was very happy to write the rest of the day off - as usual I'd probably have been in a far worse state had the day not included near-on 30 bike miles even if most were objectively miserable.