Go on let's have a bit of fun.Tell a story that we may think is true about you.I'll begin.
As a youngster i had a back problem.So to rectify it they put mercury in my spinal column .Only one side effect,in summer i am 6' 4" and in winter 4' 6".
Go on let's have a bit of fun.Tell a story that we may think is true about you.I'll begin.
As a youngster i had a back problem.So to rectify it they put mercury in my spinal column .Only one side effect,in summer i am 6' 4" and in winter 4' 6".
When I was a youngster, I got stuck at sea in a rubber dingy. I needed a smoke to calm me down. But I had no way of making a flame. So i threw a cigarette overboard to make the boat a cigarette lighter.
I have posted this before but.........
I told my D.i.L that when I was in the SAS, as part of our training, we had to cut our right leg off then stich it back on. She actually believed it (I have such a sweet face).
When I was a teenager I accidentally chopped my own head off. Surgeons reattached it, but it was back to front in error. To this day I poo through my weapon and get the most almighty erection of the buttocks.
When I was aged 40, my right kidney was removed. At the age of 52, I took up cycling again. I quickly learned that I had to ride leaning slightly to the right in order to even up the balance. If I don't do this, I tend to ride around in circles.
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