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- Location
- West Somerset
She always comes out with some real owlers.

Awww, now who would go upsetting Pat? Whoever it is had better be a good 250 miles away for safety.Has somebody upset Pat?![]()
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And deep fried Mars barsShe'll be off her head on whisky chasers and haggis.
Always knew her pleasant persona was an act


Evenings.
I'd just like to say 'Windows 8 is the biggest heap of festering garbage it has ever been my grave misfortune to encounter!!!"
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interface ............. have you reinstated the start button yet.No. Perhaps I'll do that.
It's like having a bike with a derailleur and a Sturmey-Archer. Except I've got one of those and it's a billion times more intuitive. All I'm trying to do is pin IE to the ruddy taskbar. I've got IE on the stupid Fisher-Price Metrosexual interface or whatever it's called, but I can't get it onto the flaming desktop.
Honestly, it's the most unhelpful thing since Bonj's Guide to Mudguards.
*rants some more*
then ring me to tell me they cant find anything I install this for them -> CLICK ME
I owe you a 