The next stage, TVC is to post 400-500 pictures of you with steam engines, relatives and in front of your PC. You should then start criticising anyone who posts photos. The final stage is to arrange to meet Pat, turn up 5 hours late and then drop her (cycling-wise) within the first 200m of your ride
(Sorry Doug, if you are reading this. If you are not reading it, them I'm not sorry)
You forgot, posting all night whilst the rest of CC is asleep.