Tea? (Part 2)

[Speicher]

Arch, close enough I suppose - a mouse going on holiday.

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

 

[Speicher]

Just for Tdrinka - which burns longer - a red candle or a white candle?

 

[tdr1nka]

You don't, you get down from a duck

 

[tdr1nka]

Ughn! I knew the candle one but can't place it!!!!

 

[tdr1nka]

why are elephants grey and wrinkled?

 

[Speicher]

Have you ever tried ironing an elephant?

 

[Speicher]

While Arch thinks about the candle one

How can you tell that there is an elephant under your bed?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Have you ever tried ironing an elephant?

What, whilst it's wearing lycra??

 

[Speicher]

You don't, you get down from a duck

Correct

 

[Arch]

Sorry Arch I read your post and knew it would be about recycling but feared you were syphoning your washing up water to use again.

Great idea tho!
What happens to the mix of perfumes tho?

It becomes a sort of generic soapy smell. And the colour is green, since the main ingredients are green, yellow or a little mauve (lavender perfume). There's a very, very little pink gone in, but not enough to affect it.

Once I've drained every last drop I can into the master bottle, I use the residue in each donor bottle, by swilling water into it when I wash up. As I only tend to use detergent to wash up once a day, I'm well in profit!

I'm stumped on the candles....

 

[Speicher]

Just for Tdrinka - which burns longer - a red candle or a white candle?

Neither, they both burn shorter.

 

[tdr1nka]

Have you ever tried ironing an elephant?

It is so you can tell them from asprins.

 

[tdr1nka]

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

 

[Speicher]

Point of order here!

Q Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?

A Because if they were small, white and smooth they would be aspirins



Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?

 

[Speicher]

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

Are we keeping you awake, I have already asked that one, and you answered it!