Actually, I can read machine language, the closest English equivalent is below:
¬a~ The
*# Fat
NB7* Bloke
* Is
`A# Eating
NB7*B7* Biscuits
¬a~ Again
n¬a¬nbnb Over My Keyboard

that's reminded me i have nothing, yes nothing sweet flavoured in the place. No chocolate, no nuffink 






. Feeling jittery after a near head-on crash with a car during this mornings filming session.
I thought it was my fault at first, but looking at the footage the car clearly turns to go the wrong way through the junction.

