phil_hg_uk
I am not a member, I am a free man !!!!!!
Should that be arses?
In deed
Should that be arses?
What's that like, then? I always send my butler

 No, of course not, he does not buy doughnuts at a Post Office, how silly would that be?
 No, of course not, he does not buy doughnuts at a Post Office, how silly would that be?
But it could be a good business opportunity for an entrepreneurial post office clerk

Dear Deborah, Duncan and Peter
I would like to be on Dragon's Den. My entrepreneurial business idea is to sell doughnuts in a Post Office. While the customers queue for twenty minutes, they could eat the doughnuts.
Yours faithfully
Speicher
 
 
Dartmoor would be better!!I think it's great that you're such a big fan of the Dales and not, say Exmoor...
Sorry, quick check has shown you are only given the one arse.In deed
Is that it!! Good job your self employed if they take you all day to stack!!Logs

 before "Shoebox" shopping after establishing whether toothpaste & brushes are in or out this year
 before "Shoebox" shopping after establishing whether toothpaste & brushes are in or out this year 
