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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Painting the upstairs windows here would be tricky as I live in a bungalow
As I said, painting upstairs windows is tricky!
Tea? (Part 2)
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As I said, painting upstairs windows is tricky!
potsy
Rambler
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- My Armchair
No, not stalking. But he still has some paint in his hair.
Phil has hair?
In that case it must be the grey you can see, not paint
Blimey O'Reilly that was an interesting ride home into a near 30mph headwind!! Glad to get here in one piece after some very strong gusts nearly had me off.
Obviously my new lightweight physique is not as stable in the wind (shut it Phil)
Oh, and that little piggie
phil_hg_uk
I am not a member, I am a free man !!!!!!
Phil has hair?
In that case it must be the grey you can see, not paint
Blimey O'Reilly that was an interesting ride home into a near 30mph headwind!! Glad to get here in one piece after some very strong gusts nearly had me off.
Obviously my new lightweight physique is not as stable in the wind (shut it Phil)
Oh, and that little piggietasteslooks luvverly
What you nearly got blown off on the way home ............... dont complain
potsy
Rambler
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- My Armchair
Ordered an item from Tesco Direct the other day, only low value £5 ish.
Went to pick it up from the collection desk and thought 'that's a big box for what it is'
Got home and find they have given me a full box of SIX of the said item Now, do I be honest and take the other 5 back or think stuff 'em, they can afford it?
Oh, and Phil-Shut it
double oh- Magnums are back on half price offer!!!!!!!!!
Went to pick it up from the collection desk and thought 'that's a big box for what it is'
Got home and find they have given me a full box of SIX of the said item
Now, do I be honest and take the other 5 back or think stuff 'em, they can afford it? Oh, and Phil-Shut it
double oh- Magnums are back on half price offer!!!!!!!!!
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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Ordered an item from Tesco Direct the other day, only low value £5 ish.
Went to pick it up from the collection desk and thought 'that's a big box for what it is'
Got home and find they have given me a full box of SIX of the said item
That depends, Potsy, on whether you wish to keep the five items, or keep your integrity. I would suggest that your integrity is worth considerably more than the five items.
Please note that in this example, Integrity is not a brand of bicycle.
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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
To see if anyone is paying full attention: -
It is so windy today, that I now have a large crater in my garden. I pegged the washing to the clothes line, but obviously did not use enough pegs. The washing has now blown up the garden.
It is so windy today, that I now have a large crater in my garden. I pegged the washing to the clothes line, but obviously did not use enough pegs. The washing has now blown up the garden.
phil_hg_uk
I am not a member, I am a free man !!!!!!
Ordered an item from Tesco Direct the other day, only low value £5 ish.
Went to pick it up from the collection desk and thought 'that's a big box for what it is'
Got home and find they have given me a full box of SIX of the said item
Keep em
but dont tell Speicher
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
I heard that.
phil_hg_uk
I am not a member, I am a free man !!!!!!
Sh*t
potsy
Rambler
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- My Armchair
You were washing dynamite? 
Phil- I will most probably keep them, Speicher won't be able to read this small a font at her age
Speicher Phil knows me and can vouch for the low value of my integrity
Phil- I will most probably keep them, Speicher won't be able to read this small a font at her age
Speicher Phil knows me and can vouch for the low value of my integrity
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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
You were not paying attention, were you Potsy.
The clothes on the washing line blew off the line, and have blown up the garden.
The clothes on the washing line blew off the line, and have blown up the garden.
coffeejo
Ælfrēd
- Location
- West Somerset
You were not paying attention, were you Potsy.
The clothes on the washing line blew off the line, and have blown up the garden.
*groan*
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Finally saw Kev the kitten on the video. She takes a long time to eat her meal at about ten pm and then a long time to make sure she has eaten all of it. I was beginning to think she had fallen asleep with her head in the bowl.The most fascinating thing in the room in her opinion seems to be the empty toilet roll tubes. I think she plays with them under the bed.
Arch
Married to Night Train
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- Salford, UK
Oli has a dinosaur obsession, and knows a frightening number of dinosaur names.
Dad cracked a joke:
"What did the Tyrannosaurus say to his Dad?"
"Allo-saurus!"
(Allosaurus is like a T. rex, only bigger)
General groans and mirth.
Oli:
"What did the Allosaurus say to his Dad?"
What, Oli?
"Seladon!"
(not sure of spelling, but we'd just seen one on Walking with Dinosaurs)
Bless. He's not quite got the idea of a pun. Still, we laughed, which is all that mattered to him!
Right, off to bed. I'm warned to expect getting up around 6.30 am!
Dad cracked a joke:
"What did the Tyrannosaurus say to his Dad?"
"Allo-saurus!"
(Allosaurus is like a T. rex, only bigger)
General groans and mirth.
Oli:
"What did the Allosaurus say to his Dad?"
What, Oli?
"Seladon!"
(not sure of spelling, but we'd just seen one on Walking with Dinosaurs)
Bless. He's not quite got the idea of a pun. Still, we laughed, which is all that mattered to him!
Right, off to bed. I'm warned to expect getting up around 6.30 am!
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
What do you call a one-eyed female dinosaur?
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