Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Watch those chickens Norm...they'll eat your lemons up as fast as you can slice 'em.
Tea? (Part 2)
- Thread starter LordoftheTeapot
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potsy
Rambler
- Location
- My Armchair
Is this some kind of tongue twister?
Time for my annual chicken joke-
How long should a chicken last in the freezer?..
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
I'm feeling a little adverty this evening, so I've stuck some chicken pieces into the oven covered in slices of lemon
NormanD - if you put the chicken into the oven covered in slices of lemon, that suggests to me
that you have another oven that is not covered in slices of lemon. 
oowww
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Is this some kind of tongue twister?
Time for my annual chicken joke-
How long should a chicken last in the freezer?..
About thirty seconds?
NormanD
Lunatic Asylum Escapee
- Location
- Heworth the other side of life!
you mean the bird has to be naked too? ..next you'll be telling me I'll have to turn on the oven in order to kill it
oh I wish, it'll save me stuffing it, takes an age to stuff lemons down a chickens tiny mouth
time me thinks
Arch
Married to Night Train
- Location
- Salford, UK
mmmm,
Hey, I've picked up a smidgin of a tan!
Hey, I've picked up a smidgin of a tan!
phil_hg_uk
I am not a member, I am a free man !!!!!!
mmmm,
Hey, I've picked up a smidgin of a tan!
Do you have a tan line, i discovered i had one yesterday.
coffeejo
Ælfrēd
- Location
- West Somerset
Hey, I've picked up a smidgin of a tan!
phil, are you sure it's not just dirt?
phil_hg_uk
I am not a member, I am a free man !!!!!!
phil, are you sure it's not just dirt?
Think yourself lucky i dont have access to ninja smleys at the moment
coffeejo
Ælfrēd
- Location
- West Somerset
Farting ninjas?
NormanD
Lunatic Asylum Escapee
- Location
- Heworth the other side of life!
Mint club bickie anyone?
coffeejo
Ælfrēd
- Location
- West Somerset
Ooh, yes please. The diet's already collapsed this week so why not?
phil_hg_uk
I am not a member, I am a free man !!!!!!
Arch
Married to Night Train
- Location
- Salford, UK
Barely. It's like the difference of two shades next to each other on a Dulux chart.
NormanD
Lunatic Asylum Escapee
- Location
- Heworth the other side of life!
time for another before my shower then bed
before my shower then bed- Status
