phil_hg_uk
I am not a member, I am a free man !!!!!!
He's about 4 stone heavier than me
Does he need specially reinforced shoes

He's about 4 stone heavier than me
Does he need specially reinforced shoes![]()
Think I'll go and have a cat nap, getting tired again![]()
I like it when a pun comes together on Google:
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<Arch staggers in, slightly tipsy>
I've been at a mate's house for supper, and had two small beers. Hic!
Time runs on when you get chatting, I'm only just in and it's time for bed!
Night All!
<Arch falls over onto sofa snoring>
I've just noticed that this thread has over two hundred thousand views. 200,000 people that could have been aware I like milk and one sugar with my tea. I hope I'm not too late.
Morning everybody!
*gets out hoover, switches it on and parks next to sofa*
coffeejo said:Make yourself at home. Ignore the snoring lump on the sofa - shove her off if you want to sit down. There's plenty of extra mugs and there might be some biskits in the tin, assuming that Potsy hasn't munched them all.
I bought my own mug. Never knowingly unprepared. Cept for that one time, at FNR camp...
Make yourself at home. Ignore the snoring lump on the sofa - shove her off if you want to sit down.