Tea? (Part 4)

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172traindriver

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What's your point caller?

Sod the correct term, get there first and point.
Get cake!!!!
 
Perhaps a halloumi burger night could also solve my routine problem... :scratch:
If only I could have a certain night of the week when I could measure what day it was by.
I mean, last night I did a ramen noodle thing, then I found out it was still only Wednesday. All sorts of confused.:laugh:
Snap!
Sweet chilli noodles, last night.
Thursday Night..... Spicy pasta night!
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Last night, I spent most of my time either sticking a colour remover on my hair or rinsing it off. While the goop was on my hair, I got on with some practice. The rinsing took an age, but I'm blonde again so pleased with that. Even husband noticed the change in colour, so things must be improving.

I'm a stereotypical Scot. I've no inclination or money to bother with my grey hair.
Sometimes I think I should make more of an effort but hey a good part of the day my head is stuck in a helmet so... no much point.
 

Fubar

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Tell me about it. I have wasted many valuable minutes working out what day of the week it is. Sometimes if I remember what wheelie bin went out it at least gives me an idea. :laugh: However, that only really works for mid week.

Surely one of the joys of being retired is NOT NEEDING TO KNOW what day it is?!?!

Or at worst take the socio-environmental factors into account and carry out a quick PESTLE analysis, i.e.

Step 1) Wake Up, look out window - are there brats running round?
  • YES: must be a weekend or school holiday ACTION: go back to bed.
  • NO: must be a weekday, and schools are in ACTION:go to step 2

Step 2) Is it raining?
  • YES: Weather is schecht again ACTION: go back to bed
  • NO: Weather is good! ACTION: consider bike ride and CAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEE

Step 3) Is Davie's (insert relevant neighbours name here) bin out?
  • YES: must be bin day ACTION: stick bin out before bike ride
  • NO: it's not bin day ACTION: go back to bed
 
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