Once when I was working for the SYHA a rugby player came down for breakfast wearing just a kilt and a pair of deeleyboppersOn the local train going home last night, we sat in the front carriage, during the journey, the conductor announces "Would the people in the middle carriage, please put their clothes back on"
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It's bloody big that wheel lift thing if they can get the Titanic in...OMG it was so bloody cold!!! It was like a scene from Titanic....with added expletives
Have someMorning all.
I had a hell of a night and haven't slept much. I can't even make myself go to Tai Chi this morning
So I am sitting here, having had a nice breakfast and a Lemsip and painkillers for my shoulder (no, both didn't contain paracetamol)
and
. Eh-oh teatubbies!
Fanks <sniffle>Have some
WD? Ratarsed?A dragon of your fine reputation?....Shurely shome mishtake?
I got drunk in public once.It Was many decades ago gentlemen.
Was that the time you threw yourself onto the bonnet of a polis car by any chance?
Oh god...I forgot I had related that little ditty. Yes it was.Was that the time you threw yourself onto the bonnet of a polis car by any chance?
I went to meet Mr WD in Birmingham one Saturday morning before we were married. He was waiting for me when I got off the bus. He took one look at me and put me back on the same bus, and took me back home. I must have looked bloomin awful
Was that in the late eighties?For a slightly different reason, before I was married to Mrs IDMark2 Mark 1 (did you follow that?) she turned up at the doorstep and I refused to go out with her that night until she went home and changed out of the outfit she was apparently so proud of buying that day. It was a hideous tie dyed Jamaican coloured top and trouser set that was only good for searing eyeballs at thirty paces and being burned (I didn't like it much...) Should have seen the warning signs then...
