Tea? (Part 4)

[Maverick Goose]

I'm thinking of sending this to Viz's top tips, what do you reckon?

Laides, when looking at your new washing machine for the first time do not ask your husband, "which drawer does the powder go in?" The blank look on his face will only disappoint you.

Furthermore, once you have read the instructions and put the first wash on, do not call him back into the kitchen and ask why it hasn't started when you haven't even closed the door properly.

JFDI!

 

[classic33]

Feel a bit seasick old chap

The drum on the new one is larger than the old one he had.
Could give a whole new meaning to spin cycling though!

 

[classic33]

I'm thinking of sending this to Viz's top tips, what do you reckon?

Laides, when looking at your new washing machine for the first time do not ask your husband, "which drawer does the powder go in?" The blank look on his face will only disappoint you.

Furthermore, once you have read the instructions and put the first wash on, do not call him back into the kitchen and ask why it hasn't started when you haven't even closed the door properly.

Run once with no load inside.
Gets rid of any oils, grease that were used in the manufacturing process.
Why did you not read the instruction books?
Soap powder should go in the left-hand drawer however.

 

[stephec]

Run once with no load inside.
Gets rid of any oils, grease that were used in the manufacturing process.
Why did you not read the instruction books?
Soap powder should go in the left-hand drawer however.

She did read the instructions, and was trying to run it empty.

I'm sure the soap powder went in the right hand side on the old one, I'd probably best leave well alone with the new one then, just in case I mess it up.

 

[classic33]

She did read the instructions, and was trying to run it empty.

I'm sure the soap powder went in the right hand side on the old one, I'd probably best leave well alone with the new one then, just in case I mess it up.

But why didn't you read the instructions first?

 

[the_mikey]

Morning @the_mikey

Good afternoon Mr. Traindriver

 

[the_mikey]

Shoutin' out 2 the T Crue, yeahhh!

Hold tight, keep it locked in, Mikey's on the 1's and 2's, REEEEEWIIINNNDDD

 

[Maverick Goose]

Hold tight, keep it locked in, Mikey's on the 1's and 2's

Safe bruv!

 

[stephec]

But why didn't you read the instructions first?

Steady on, don't go giving her any ideas.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Last night was cheese..
today? washing machines..nice one, lads..

Rub a dub dub, three men talkin' bout a tub..

Anyhoo..
Got really windy but mild...
no bike but 8 mile under the belt...
freshened up and , nectar

 

[stephec]

Last night was cheese..
today? washing machines..nice one, lads..

Rub a dub dub, three men talkin' bout a tub..

Anyhoo..
Got really windy but mild...
no bike but 8 mile under the belt...
freshened up and , nectar

We can do fridges if you like?

A much more interesting subject as my bottles of beer are almost nicely chilled.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

We can do fridges if you like?

A much more interesting subject as my bottles of beer are almost nicely chilled.

I'm a bit cold to the idea of fridges....
After last night, I nearly changed my name to Bob-Brie...




yes, Ill get my coat for that one..

 

[classic33]

We can do fridges if you like?

A much more interesting subject as my bottles of beer are almost nicely chilled.

Did you let it stand before turning it on?
And did you use this time to clean the inside prior to use?

 

[stephec]

Did you let it stand before turning it on?
And did you use this time to clean the inside prior to use?

1) Yes.

2) Depends exactly what you mean by, 'you.'

 

[classic33]

1) Yes.

2) Depends exactly what you mean by, 'you.'

As in the person who's beer is now going cold inside it!