I walked in the orchards earlier today... no fixies there. Or weird beards and straight legged tight jeans. Just apple trees. I suggest that the fizzy apple flavoured drink in cans marked 'Magners' or 'Bulmers' may lack much connection with the orchards either.
I know but it can fair make you burp....
I'm a sucker for mass produced cider...
I've been down the single apple stuff/ small cidery produce..
The cheaper the better, Lidl's 99p per bottle cider is excellent..
but someone with a drought like mine needs cheap and cheerful