Col5632
Guru
- Location
- Cowdenbeath
I know it really is tbf, It was cold this morning but no ice or frost and I just cba getting up and ready so took the car instead, taking the car means I can stay in my warm bed longer and leave later
Tea?
- Thread starter 172traindriver
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I know it really is tbf, It was cold this morning but no ice or frost and I just cba getting up and ready so took the car instead, taking the car means I can stay in my warm bed longer and leave later
Maverick Goose
A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place
- Location
- A champagne supernova in the sky
Greetings, Tea people
classic33
Leg End Member
Motobecane
Guru
- Location
- Kentish
Greetings!Greetings, Tea people
SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
classic33
Leg End Member
You got away with it then?Never! Never I tell you.
Every mm of concrete I have ever laid is flat as a pancake and horizontal.
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
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Most Bizarre Late-to-Work Excuses
Instead of blaming tardiness on typical traffic problems or public transportation woes, some employees are getting more creative with their justifications. When asked about the most outrageous excuses employees have given them for being late, employers shared the following:
- I thought of quitting today, but then decided not to, so I came in late.
- My hair caught on fire from my blow dryer.
- I was detained by Homeland Security.
- I had to chase my cows back into the field.
- A black bear entered my carport and decided to take a nap on the hood of my car.
- My lizard had to have emergency surgery in the morning and died during surgery. I had to mourn while deciding whether to have the lizard disposed of by the vet or bring the lizard corpse with me to work.
- There was fresh powder on the hill. I had to go skiing.
- There was a store grand opening and I wanted to get the opening day sales.
- I had to finish watching “My Name is Earl.”
- All of my clothes were stolen.
- I was confused by the time change and unsure if it was “spring forward” or “fall back.”
- A Vaseline truck overturned on the highway and cars were slipping left and right.
0lonerider
Veteran
- Location
- tyneside
Good evening peeps
classic33
Leg End Member
0lonerider
Veteran
- Location
- tyneside
Evening classic, , just ! I fell asleep at 4pm just woke up at 6. 30 
just had me tea
just had me tea
classic33
Leg End Member
Supper at 2am then!!Evening classic, , just ! I fell asleep at 4pm just woke up at 6. 30
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Maverick Goose
A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place
- Location
- A champagne supernova in the sky
Hand in glove, the sun shines out of our behinds. hand in glove, we can drink tea whenever we please
...View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xik6LrUvygs
